whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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Women's rights

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The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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The queen having a shit

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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