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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What stops a train? A missile

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

What's green and has wheels? Weed. I lied about the wheels.

What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

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