Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

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hi

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Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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mexicans fishing

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Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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