What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

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You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

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Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

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Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

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The New York Giants

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

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You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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roses are red violets are indigo

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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