- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

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