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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

I had friends on the Death Star.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

Anti Joke

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

I had friends on the Death Star.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.