- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

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