Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Poop.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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