- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

what do you call obama a dumbass

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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