There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

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How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

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Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

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What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

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who's a slut... you're mom

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

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What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

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Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

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How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

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Pianos.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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