- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What comes after 69? 70

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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