- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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