"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

the holocaust

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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