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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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