- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

whats up and also down? your mum

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

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