- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

What do black people eat? Food.

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

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