- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

your mama so old, shes dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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