A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

The holocaust

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

Japan

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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