what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

What did the cat say to the bird? Nothing. It's a cat.

What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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