- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

European on my shoes, buddy.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

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