How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

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i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

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What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

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Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

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T u r n i p s

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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