- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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