Penis.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

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how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

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hashtags suck balls

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

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A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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69

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What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

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A man walks into a bar and see's a 12 inch pianoist. He walks to the bar tendar and asks "Where'd you get it" The bar tendar says we have a genie in the back. So the man walks back the and wishes for 12 million BUCKS , The genie gives him 12 million DUCKS, The man walks back out and said " I asked for 12 million BUCKS not 12 million DUCKS and the bar tendar says do you really think i asked for a 12 inch pianoist?

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What is black and likely to fail? A chain smokers lungs.

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1. Go to the WRITE YOUR OWN! section on this website. 2. Check the box on "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service." 3. The Submit button should become available for clicking. 4. Now uncheck the box. 5. Thumbs up if the Submit button is still available. -BG_Shank_A

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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