How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

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THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

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What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

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You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

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You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

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A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

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What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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