- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

whos on the right track? lady gaga

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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