- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

I read the terms of service.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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