Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

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when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

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My name is Jeff

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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What's one plus one? two.

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

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Karen was an average high-schooler. When she got home she often went online to chat with strangers. One day she started chatting with a nice girl named Jami. They really got along, Karen could tell Jami all of her secrets. One day, Karen decided to met her new friend at a local park without telling her parents. When she arrived she discovered the gruesome truth about Jami. Jami wasn't in high-school. She was a ten-foot tall, vicious, velociraptor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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