What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

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A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

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why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

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What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

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look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

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i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

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Anti Joke

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