Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

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What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

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Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

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Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -He thought it was a game Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? -He had no arms Why did the girl fall off her bike? -She was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator

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A duck walks into a bar, guess what the bartender does............ GIVES HIM A SEAT AND 6 FREE SHOTS! But instead of that the bartender promptly escort the duck out considering the fact that in all bars there is a no animal and/or pet policy so the duck went... and commitid a series of loud noises before he got to a hotel and hung itself, that is what any depressed hungover duck would do.

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What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

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Anti Joke

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