Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

8=> >->-o

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

I'm rick james bitch

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

This is an anti-joke.

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

roses are red violets are blue

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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