Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

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why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

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whats a joke

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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wanna hear a joke womens rights

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roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

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Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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