- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

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