Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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human centipede

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

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Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

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whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

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Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

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Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

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http://i.imgur.com/BJsbT.jpg

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How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

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A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

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Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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KOOKABURRA

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What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

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Anti Joke

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