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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

antonio has a penis head.lol

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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