- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

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