- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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