Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

So, my friend David hasn't always been the sharpest tool in the shed. After all, he is a spoon.

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

Why did the man get fired from his Job? The boss became his ex girlfriend 2 minutes ago

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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