- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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