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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

What? Huh?

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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