- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

being sober in a bar fight

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

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