What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

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A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

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Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

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The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

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What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

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why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

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Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

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A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

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So a blonde walks into a wall...

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why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

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Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

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A black man has a job.

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why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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