A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

hiya

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Who has no penis Religious Believers

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...