whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

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Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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This is an anti- joke

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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Poop.

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What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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