Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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Are you black? Kill yourself.

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What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

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Mr. T watched "the notebook"

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

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You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

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What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

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Well this is pointless.....

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Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

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Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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