Who has no penis Religious Believers

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black chicken. kfc

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What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

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A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

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What's worse than being fat? Being gay

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

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What did taxi driver say to the passenger? Where to, sir?

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What happens if you fell off a 600 foot cliff? You die.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

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why did the man die? Because he was robbing a bank and police used lethal weapons By- the duck

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The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

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Simon says, "I'll give you a five second head start before I mow you down with my AK47."

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?. . . . . . No! You open the door, TAKE THE GIRAFFE OUT, and put the elephant in. So, the lion calls a meating in the animal kingdom and who's not there? The elephant, he's in the refrigerator. You have to cross a river infested with crocodiles, and you don't have a boat. How do you get across?. . . . . . No! You get in the river and swim across because the crocodiles are at the meating with the lion!

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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