- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

my wife out of the kitchen

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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