If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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gay pom...

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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A man walks into a bar

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

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What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

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where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

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DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

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What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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