- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

black chicken. kfc

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

sfdg

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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