- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

You idiot.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

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