- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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