What is a jew in space? Dead

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

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Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

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A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

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What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

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Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

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A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

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What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

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why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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