An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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