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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

You having friends.

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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