Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

You sick fiend

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

What is life? Paul.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

pull my finger (farts)

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Anti Joke

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