i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

Anti Joke

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