Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

batman has diarrhea

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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