A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

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so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

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What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

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Tim likes girls

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H o m o comes out as homo

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can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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whats black? the colour

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

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What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

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Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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Anti Joke

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