How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

why is this joke funny because your laughing

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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