how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

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sweating like antoni with a girl

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What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

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so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

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Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

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Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

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Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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