Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

Know what's funny? Jokes.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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