- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

Can I ask you a question? You just did

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

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