what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

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Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

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Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

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Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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