- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

It was a beautiful day. Face.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

It got hit by a rocket.

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