- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

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Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

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