- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

Thats what she said

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

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