A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

404 Error: Joke not found

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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