- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

How did the dog die? He was put down.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

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