- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

Thats what she said

YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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