- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

if you are reading this your wasting your time

Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

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