Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

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Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

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Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

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A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

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A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

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what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

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Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

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roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

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Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: Yeah, these clippers have belonged to my grandfather, father, and me. Bill: Darn, thats quite amazing, I wish I could get a pair of those, but I doubt they still make them. Sean: I'm pretty confident they don't, but you can borrow these anytime. Bill: Thanks Sean thats very generous of you. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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What did the policeman say to the black thief? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do may be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to consult an attorney before speaking to the police and to have an attorney present during questioning now or in the future. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you before any questioning, if you wish. If you decide to answer any questions now, without an attorney present, you will still have the right to stop answering at any time until you talk to an attorney. Knowing and understanding your rights as I have explained them to you, are you willing to answer my questions without an attorney present.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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