WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

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What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

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A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

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What's a good joke? Not this one.

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Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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Ehh

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I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

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thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

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Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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