- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

What's a good joke? Not this one.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

copy me and i will kill you

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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