How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

i have yougurt mit traktor

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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