A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

feminism

I like touching my boobs

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