- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

Your sex life.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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