What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

A black man has a job.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

Connor is homo

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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