- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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Sex

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

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