Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

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Justin's life

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

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Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

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Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

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A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

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How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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