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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a guy who sees the glass half empty and a guy who sees the glass half full? The first guy is happier because his tables tip more than the second guy's.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

Michael Brown

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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