- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

Get some flipping new jokes people

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

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