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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

2 black kids walk into school

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

why was the man sad? his wife died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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