Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

Knock Knock Who did that?

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

when debbie meets downer

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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