- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

hola said the chinese man

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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