What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

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A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

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How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

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Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

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What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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There once was an old man. He had worked hard his whole life to make sure his children got everything they needed, and that they were always happy. He had a beautiul life and a great big house with a marvelous view of the ocean. In time his kids moved away, and his wife died. The old man was left all by himself in the great big house, and sometimes the emptiness of the house reminded him of the emptiness of his own heart. He very seldom cried though, and kept all of his emotions inside. One day it all became to much for him and he took his own life in the silence of his great big empty house. I was that ocean.

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Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

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why am i a dick head. because my gcse's spelt fudge and i dont like fudge so i project my anger into boss things

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