- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

You idiot thats 9 letters

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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