- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

White NBA players.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

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