Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

Half life 3 confirmed

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Your mam is so fat.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

JUST KIDDING^

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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