- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

The word "Walter" is never funny.

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

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