- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

My jeans

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

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