why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

masturbating on a tarc bus

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

i just wrote this so hard

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Anti Joke

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