What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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