Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Dislike this.

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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