- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guess what>? your mum lol

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

baloney sandwich

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

your mom gave me head.....phones

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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