- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

why is this joke funny because your laughing

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

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