sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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A blonde dies Lololol

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -He thought it was a game Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? -He had no arms Why did the girl fall off her bike? -She was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

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What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

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What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

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When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

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Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

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Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

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Anti Joke

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