- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you dint have to be a jew matt

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

A cat playing laser tag.

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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