- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

Albert your flies undone.

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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