- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

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