Once there was an English man, A Scottish man and an Irsh man. They were all in a scenario where each of them had to undetake a task. The English man and the Scottish man undertook their task without any problems, but the Irish man was confused resulting in a hilarious outcome.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a depressed alcoholic drug addict whose children had all been diagnosed with a rare form of terminal brain cancer, and he decided to end it then and there by jumping in front of an approaching bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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whats white and big and white? alot of things...

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

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Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

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What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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What do you call an Arabic man who crashed a plane into a business building? A careless pilot whose recklessness caused him to crash into a building. His stupidity and lack of plane control skill led to a horrible accident that involved the death of thousands of innocent people and the death of many business people's office pets.

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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hashtags suck balls

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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