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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

hola said the chinese man

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

Well this is pointless.....

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