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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

Want to hear a joke? No.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

a man walked into a bar and said ow

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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