- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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