What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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