What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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