- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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