- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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