- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

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