A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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