Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

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Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

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If you dont see banners here it does mean they are not here. P.S Advertising helps fill our pockets and annoy you. Please be understanding in the fact that we will permaban you while grinning if you refuse to UNDER-stand our rule.

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A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

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Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

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An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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