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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

why did the black guy die? cancer

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

nothing

Your mam is so fat.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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