- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

What do you call double A's? Batteries

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

Hello.

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What's 9+10 Ebola

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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