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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

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