roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

The GOV and the WHO?

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A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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