- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

What african eat for christmas Sand.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

So a seal walks into a club.

nothing

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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