A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

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why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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