- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

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