- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

I like school Said no one ever.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

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