- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

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