- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

Justin Bieber.

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

whats white and sticky? a white stick

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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