Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

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Pop Fiction last words. guess who edition: "Okay okay you win again Batman! Ahahaha hohohoho hehehehe! Wanna hear a new jo... Eh... what are you doing with that gun?" "Why did I not just take a step or two to the side during the five hours and over thirty episodes he kept charging that Kamehameha?" "Bah I cannot die as long as my ego is full! Are these really the ratings on my latest game? H0moerotic? Childish? A sociopath? Oh man..." Moral: Your red thumbs cannot hurt me! Im the moralmanBitch! HOAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

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How did the fat guy servive the plane crash??????? He bounced

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Knock knock Who's there Evan Evan who Evans erectile area is largo with Sarah plains pudding

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Roses are red, violets are blue No they're not, violets are violet

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women's rights

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she believes in God. While her faith has absolutely nothing to do with her intelligence and in 2014 only the most bigoted and stupid people would demean people based on their religion,she does have an IQ of 65 and is therefore believed to be mentally inadequate. It's really quite sad.

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

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What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

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A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

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Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

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Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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