Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? Who cares?

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A man name Bill works 12 hours a day at a warehouse, almost everyday a week. It is a hard job but Bill does it to support his beautiful wife of many years. Bill thinks the long hard days are worth every moment he gets to spend with her. One night, after a hard day, he comes home to find another man in bed with his wife. Bill begins to sob and yell "I work 12 hours a day at a warehouse....." His wife yells back. "We already read this part, get to the punchline".

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Patient: Doctor Doctor! Every Time I Drink Some Tea, My Eye Is Really Sore! Doctor: Next Time Take The Spoon Out...

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Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

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Your mam is so fat.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

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-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

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What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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nothing

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Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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why did the black guy die? cancer

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