His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

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can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

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- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

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Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

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Anti Joke

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