what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

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What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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identical jokes get different votes.

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I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

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I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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hi dave

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

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