Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

Praise Paisley

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

whats white and sticky? a white stick

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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