a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

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What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

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MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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