- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

How high is the sky? True or False

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