- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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