- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

knock knock whos there your mother open the door

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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