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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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