- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

your mom gave me head.....phones

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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