- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

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