- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

i committed murder

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

what's black? a lot of things.

Saggy Nipples By chan chan

Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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