what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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Lets just say I work for some important people, not the feds that is for sure, ill tell you when we meet, not here. As for my condition, lets just say that I am profusely bleeding noseblood now and that is because I forgot to take my medication, and if I had no medicaions at all, I would have begun bleeding out of me ears end eye sockets, and ironically id die from a lot of other shit before bleeding to death, so thats not even the case. Its nothing common, but I bet people could find out about it pretty fast on wikipedia, and as much as I like throwing shit on random people here, I dont like bothering anyone with my problems, in this case, it came kinda sudden and unexpected, and I dont mind sharing my deepest aspects including this with my best friends, of which one of them you clearly are love.

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

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What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

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