Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

thumb_up thumb_down -32

What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

thumb_up thumb_down -32

im gay

thumb_up thumb_down -32

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

thumb_up thumb_down -34

dead dibbs

thumb_up thumb_down -34

what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

thumb_up thumb_down -34

What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

thumb_up thumb_down -34

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

thumb_up thumb_down -36

A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops