why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

mitchell palmer sucks

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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