oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

What did the fish say after he

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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