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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

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