- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

Well this is pointless.....

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

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