Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

What's funnier than 24? 25

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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