A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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