- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

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