what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

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What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

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A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

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"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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Nickelback.

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How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

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yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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Anti Joke

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