- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

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