Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

Knock knock, COME IN!

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

I'm HIV positive.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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