What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

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Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

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Daniel is a fag

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What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

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What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

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THe Election

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

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Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

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Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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What did the black man say when he met a white man in the street? "Hello, how are you?"

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A moose walks into a store and asks the lady where the potatoes are. She says "isle five". he walks to isle five and there were no potatoes

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What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

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"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

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The woman says : OMG I am so hung over!! The man next to her has Terrible tourertts turns around and shouts I want my to make them hung over your face, her then moves away and rapes a apple of which he is eating, the woman turns around and dies as she has a brain tumor

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Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

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What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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