- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call double A's? Batteries

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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