What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

women's rights

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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