- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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