5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

what's funny about war? nothing!

Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

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