Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

The WPGA tour

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

Your mother just died.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Why? Why Not?

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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