Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

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What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

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what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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Racial Equality

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

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I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

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how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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What do I hate? people

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Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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