- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Sir, your wife is dead

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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