What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

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Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

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whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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OIO

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"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

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What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

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What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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Women deserve equal rights.

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How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

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A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

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Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

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