Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

why was the boy sad? because.

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

Barack Obama plays basketball

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

Skrillex.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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