My, you you... SEDUCER! XD, and there I go proving your point by going uppercase XD

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

Soccer...

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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