Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

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What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

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A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

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Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

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What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

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Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

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SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

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My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

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Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

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What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

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A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

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Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

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What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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