Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

Chicken

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

NASCAR being considered a sport.

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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