What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

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Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

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What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

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I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

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How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

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Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

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why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Women deserve equal rights.

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

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What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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