Roses are Red Violets are Blue Refrigerator

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

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Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

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Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

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What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

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What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

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Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

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Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

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a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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