- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

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