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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

you will like this because i am black.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

Gretta has five legs? -no

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

I named my son ps2 controller

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

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