- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

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