How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

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What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

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Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

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Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

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- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

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Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

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i read the terms of service when i posted this

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Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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