Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

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How tall is oprah.. 5'7

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

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This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

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so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

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two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

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Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

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What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

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Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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