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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

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Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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