- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

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I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

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