- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

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