- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

Fat people

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

WILLY

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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