A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

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Anti Joke

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