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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

Y u do dis?

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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