mikey is cute

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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