- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

whats hairy and crys your mom

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

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