Vagina cream... end of story

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

The cream, it is coming

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

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