How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

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Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

You know what's funny? Rape

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

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