Did you know? . You already know!

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Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

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Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

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Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

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Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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