- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

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