What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

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Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

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why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

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Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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