- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

j.p. is dumb

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

jd and zach loves vigina

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you get the shitty coconut ones.

Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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