- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

matt has ebola...funny right!?

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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