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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Vagina cream... end of story

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

The cream, it is coming

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

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