Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

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I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

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A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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If you dont see banners here it does mean they are not here. P.S Advertising helps fill our pockets and annoy you. Please be understanding in the fact that we will permaban you while grinning if you refuse to UNDER-stand our rule.

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What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

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Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

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whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

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If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

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Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

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What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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