homosexual

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A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

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"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

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When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

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Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

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I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

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What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

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If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

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What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

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it was all Tagart

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

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Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

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