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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

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