- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? The show already had several minority characters, and the producers felt that the addition of a Hispanic actor or actress would have added nothing of value to the series.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

were you expecting a joke

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

I drive a 'rarri

Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

Whats 1+1? The answer!

Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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