- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Velcro. What a rip off.

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

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