what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

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