- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

ure mama's so fat

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

I'm HIV positive.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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