- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Casey Anthony kills a baby

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

I named my son ps2 controller

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

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