- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

What is a jew in space? Dead

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

David Cameron

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

Waseem is a hard worker.

Terry has ebola

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

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