Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Women's rights.

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

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Why did the man die? He was old.

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knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

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knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

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What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

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A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

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What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

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