What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

YEAH THEY DO!

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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