- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

why are black people so fast? because there black

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

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