- Anti Joke

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole