what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Steven hawkings shook my hand

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

why did the black guy die? cancer

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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