A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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I fantasize about having sex with a moose

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Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

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A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

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Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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Obama

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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