Your mom is so fat, that last night after reading and edition of Cosmo, she skipped dinner and cried herself to sleep due to her inability to live up to such an unrealistic feminine stereotype.

A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

You having friends.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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