- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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