- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

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