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A paralysed man falls over.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

whats black and strange a paki

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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