- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

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A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

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