- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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